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you make people eat things they hate and they kill each other over boulders in the visible vicinity. sometimes the higher power tries its best to kill them, other times you get 36 milk.

The world ended and is full of ghosts, but you still gotta work your 9 to 5 with your best bud.

Squid and octopus shooting each other

Squid commits racism and tries to seal octopus away for eternity

plumer eat mushroom go brrrrr

A fighting game for kids where a bunch of adults went to the tournaments for years and molested a bunch of kids

You command one or several cities and gangs of creatures (some of them beasts, some presumably sentient), lead by a person who's armor and sword somehow makes the other creatures in his group stronger. These gangs capture other cities and fight other gangs, but they're very civil - they let each take their turn at it.

You're undead, and use magic and guns to fight aliens and gods in defence of a big ball. The big bad is made of ghosts (but not the kind you're friends with).

A caveman flies with the power of a large head.

"I'd kill for a back tattoo like that!"

Bumfights on an island where losers become zombies.

Seafood come out of the ocean and squirt internal fluids at each other

Flower boob trampoline

Mario finds out that Toads are very racist and sexist rednecks

There's this old lady who sits in one spot all day and eats human bone dust.

you wake up in a desert, and you get your face kicked in over and over until eventually you get enslaved

Let's see who gets this one:

Find your 107 pals (if you bother to do it), build up your castle and go up against that psycho dude weirdly fixated with porcine epithets.

You're an outlaw who steals the pets of other people and must recruit them to stop a corrupt mayor and his army of evil Power Rangers from setting up animal abuse factories.

Gas station tf2