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Why isn't anyone farting in school? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Anon518@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I was homeschooled previously with a small group of other children and we fart in class all the time.

Now I'm in public school for high school and no one is farting. I was very sheltered and public school is like a whole new world for me, so I don't know what the norms are. I've been holding it in but my stomach hurts and it leaks out anyway.

I don't understand how there are so many more people in high school and yet zero farts...

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[–] AnneBonny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You just need some practice farting quietly.

[–] Anon518@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The sound is much less important than the smell.

[–] AnneBonny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 11 months ago (4 children)

if no one can hear you fart, no one knows who is responsible

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 21 points 11 months ago (3 children)

no one knows who is responsible

That's not correct. We all know that first to smell it, dealt it.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago

This is generally true except in the controversial case of "he who denied it supplied it" which set a new precedent for fart identification worldwide

[–] smashboy@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

Such is the jurisprudence, yes.

[–] AnneBonny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

guilty dog barks first

[–] Anon518@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The people sitting next to me would know.

[–] AnneBonny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

well, you have to learn to employ different techniques like crop dusting

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crop+dusting

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Yes they do. All body smells contain the personal note of the person. Someone with a skilled nose can identify you by any bodily odor.

[–] sloppy_diffuser@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"You smelled it you dealt it" kept everyone quite when I was in school so long as there is plausible deniability for the source.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Sure thing Sloppy Diffuser, sure thing

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 11 months ago

Don't start nutn, won't be nutn