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My first date go-to is my mom's famous 13 bean soup
I can't even name that many beans. Would you share the list of beans?
You forgot the coffee bean
Coffee beans killed my pappy
What just because they're brown? I'm calling the cops so they can shoot your puppy and the coffee beans
Oh great, it's the bean police
Oh, great! It's the bean police!
Do you have the soup at your momโs?
Only if my date wants to see my 40k collection
And if she doesn't, she doesn't deserve you anyway.
Just as long as they're not going to be around me for the beanie consequences to come to fruition, if you catch my drift.