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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago by FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 77 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sue.

[–] justhach@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I dont know about that.

See, this world is rough, and if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough. If a father knew he wouldn't be there to help his son along he could, hypothetically, give him that name, say goodbye, and know his son would have to get tough or die.

That very name would then help to make him strong.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

Right but everyone would be like "haha sue like the song" and he'd get so annoyed

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I bet Sue'd be able to put up one hell of a fight.

[–] bestusername@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago

He'd hunt you down and beat the snot out of you!

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

More like "Suetable"