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Three logicians walk into a bar (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by someguy3@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The bartender asks "Do all three of you want a beer?"

The first logician says "I don't know".

The second logician says "I don't know."

The third logician says "Yes."

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[–] thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's been shown that your brain makes it's decision several seconds before your consciousness is aware of it.

So, it just takes a second for the Ego to catch up with the Id

[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What does it even mean to make a decision if you're not aware of it?

[–] thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

I think the areas of your brain that would be responsible for carrying out the decision start activating before you're consciously aware of making the decision.

It's been a hot minute since I read the article on it, so I'm not 100% sure on the explanation.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

More like 100-300 ms, but yes. However, this is much shorter time than to say “I do not know”