United States | News & Politics

1.) Because a weekend spent smearing shit on door handles to revenge yourself on toddlers probably doesn't appeal to you as much as doing actual work does, so you can't be a politician for the same reason I'm legally too smart to be accepted into police academy.

2.) The only thing about imposter syndrome that ever stuck hard with me was, "If you can fake a thing all the way to completion — you weren't faking it."