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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[โ€“] 1st@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Probably Imodium. Most hikers keep it in their pack in case they get gerardia

[โ€“] AkioDAccolade@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I wish Imodium worked on what I have right now. Been dumping straight liquid into the can every 25-30 mins for 7 days. I'm dying over here.

Doc says either norovirus or ecoli, Imodium does not touch it.

[โ€“] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I ate some undercooked turkey and dumped for 2 days and just wanted to die at the end. 7 days seems unimaginable.

[โ€“] InEnduringGrowStrong@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

7 days is a lot.
Try and stay hydrated, don't pass out, get well.

[โ€“] apis@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

If it is that bad then probably better out than in, but you may need to be on a drip to avoid dangerous dehydration, so keep your doctor updated. Hope you recover soon!

[โ€“] assclapcalamity@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

*giardia

[โ€“] WheresYourShoe@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Thank you. I knew it was wrong, but it broke my brain and I couldn't think of the correct word, lol.

[โ€“] sectorfour@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

*giardiniera

[โ€“] sethboy66@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

*Ghirardelli

[โ€“] benignintervention@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I was incapacitated by the shits in Toronto and Imodium locked that shit down