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[โ€“] foo@withachanceof.com 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Junior dev: "I fucked up bad, I'm so fired"

Senior dev: " I have 3 production outages named after me lol"

Source: https://twitter.com/CarlaNotarobot/status/1481458190722207747

[โ€“] fubo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep. And every time there's a thread about an Internet service having an outage, there's some kid saying "oh, someone's getting so fired for this one!"

Yeah, the competent business folks know that if you fire people for outages, you lose everyone who even stands a chance of preventing outages. And you tell the rest of your staff to hide problems. Businesses that do that kind of thing tend to end up with a valuation in the single digits.

[โ€“] Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not always.

Sometimes the internet service outage is due to a car taking out a green box or a pole.

[โ€“] fubo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If they fire the backhoe driver, then backhoe drivers will never learn.

[โ€“] Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah, That too. Plus trenchers, and hole boring for like fences or billboards.