Neighborhood cats shit right in the middle of my lawn. It stinks and the robot lawn mover makes it even worse.
I do NOT like cats, and this is not helping.
What works to keep them from shitting on my lawn?
The votes have spoken. Some people are cat lovers; thanks for the great advice from the rest of you! I will not go out of my way to accommodate other people's pets that aren't welcome on my property. My first weapon of choice will be chili because it's simple and cheap. Other ideas have been noted.
To be fair, if the cat lives outside, its nobody's pet. It's a roving bird murdering machine.
So if I go outside every once in a while that means I live outside and anyone can movie into my house?
depends are you murdering hobos while your outside in this scenario?
If yes, then your house will be probably be sold to pay for your defense, and someone will move into it.