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[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He was posting over and over on how he'd kill the prez, the veep, and Alvin Bragg for months. The one that finally did him in was talking about sniping Diamond Joe. They paid him a visit, and he got squirrelly on 'em.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Thats just the official story. What actually happened was that dark biden's Cyber-Brain picked up the threat, so he used his lazer vision while at a rally in New Mexico to vaporize him.

The media is totally censoring the thousand mile long lazer beam the president shot out of his eyes. They have the footage, but they are too afraid to tell the truth, because then the Clinton Mutant Teenage Turtles will kill them.

Read all about it on that guys truth social page.

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] seahorse@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago

Dark brandon strikes again!