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submitted 3 days ago by tetris11@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] Bogasse@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Linux, Microsoft & iOS engineers have a flat tire.

The Apple engineer : "let's replace this tire ASAP"
The Linux engineer : "we need to understand what caused the issue first, or it might happen again"
The Microsoft engineer : "shouldn't we just go back in the car and see if the issue solves itself?"

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Apple Exec: "let's remove the tyre altogether, and sell it piecemeal back to the driver"

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More like: you'll have to buy a whole new car.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

"Ooh I'm sorry, petrol no longer works in your car. Yeah sorry. Yeah, I know it used to, but we took the gas tank out for safety reasons."