Dad Jokes

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Today is our wedding anniversary. My daughter got us a card. (midwest.social)

submitted 1 year ago by Nemo@midwest.social to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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She wrote inside: "You're the best parents I ever had".

I'm so proud of her.

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[–] SeeJayEmm@lemmy.procrastinati.org 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's like when I tell my son he's my favourite child. He's my only child.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and he replies back "well, you're my least favorite dad."

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Second favorite. It's more positive than least favorite. Dad jokes aren't negative.

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The best joke in all of 30 Rock is when Tracy is complaining that his kids don't respect him, and shows Liz the mug they got him reading "#4 DAD".

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Lol that's great

[–] AppaYipYip@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My mom told my brother he's her favorite son (he's her only son) and I'm her second favorite daughter (I'm her only daughter). We were confused and my mom said we have a secret older sister. We're pretty sure she is joking but what if????