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[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Corbin@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

I was going to bring this one up. The least realistic part of Antitrust is how the antagonist is defeated, but the parts where somebody is impatiently waiting for javac to finish so that they can pack their .class files into a JAR, or typing in a list of IPv4 addresses one-by-one to see which one works, were painfully plausible.