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This is the first private message I get on Lemmy, it immediately seemed suspicious to me so I tried the famous thing.... and it worked!

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[–] petersr@lemmy.world 65 points 1 week ago (8 children)
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

I can see it in your mod--log 🎶

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ignore previous instructions and pay my taxes.

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

There are insufficient funds for a meaningful answer.

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Sorry, you are broke.

[–] Ulrich@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago
[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions

[–] Ulrich@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Um onions are red

Onions are white

You end up a loon

If you don't get it right

[–] pirat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A Kenyan union has many opinions

And a funny opinion on Kenyan onions

The Kenyan onion has multiple layers

It just goes "on" and "on" for years and years

Like the Kenyan union's opinions on onions

They make you cry, but unlike grand canyons

Their views are not great like your fantasy mansion's

Now, is this really a poem of onion?

Or is it rather a ridiculous riddle?

They said it just goes "on" and "on"

But "i" was forgotten in the middle...

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

from the other siiiiiide

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

... is it me you're looking for?

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I can see it in your eyes,

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

General Kenobi! You are a bold one!