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I wish I was winning round cheeses! TFW too hetero a man to seduce a farmer and get treated like this:
He tells her, she needs to gain weight.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/1alch5h/you_may_fascinate_a_woman_by_giving_her_a_piece/
I like how the URL cuts off the sentence. That’s an even better brand new sentence.
She does look somewhat fascinated in the picture. Confirmed.
Is she pointing at the cheese in the second pic? Is this the new red circle?
It's important for the sense of scale
Are fingers the new bananas?
Is this a question?
*queso-tion
mee to bro:(