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[โ€“] Panda@lemmy.today 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Toilet paper ๐Ÿงป Very, very useful.

[โ€“] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

See, if you're in the room I think you're in, I think I would vote for the toilet.

[โ€“] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TP actually makes an awesome and really inexpensive kleenex or napkin alternative

[โ€“] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Toilets are effective at pushing shit, piss and vomit into the sewer while preventing sewer gases from entering your home, and they also double as chairs when not in excremental use. You can also use a toilet to repair the mental defects of a billionaire if you drop it from high enough, I don't think toilet paper functions in that way.

[โ€“] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All I'm saying is that I found the extra-restroom utility of TP when I had a sinus infection.

[โ€“] GoldenDeLorean@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Uh, yeah, but, ACKSHOO-UHLEE you're both wrong.

The floor, walls, and ceiling of that room provide you with protection from the elements.

[โ€“] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Edit:stupid carriage return formatting

For me, at least, the walls and ceiling just trap heat

(10pm w/ fans downstairs used as intake)