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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish. I could’ve been a shark or something cool like that. Instead, I have to pay taxes and go to work.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You would die a painful death as a shark, after being stressed about hunting for food every day. Which may or may not be worse than your human life.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The best answer is always a house cat. You’ll be pampered and fed without even having to show affection to your host.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

but you will live without ever knowing what joy is with your eyebrowless/expressionless face, and will just live with a need to kill or maim any thing you see

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Nothing will change then, splendid!

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Hate to break it but most domestic cats are strays living paw to mouth.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Why are you shitting on my dreams