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I know Europe loves to shit all over the US on this topic.
Unless I'm sick, well over 95% of my poops take place immediately before I shower. I don't really see how this is any different.
So basically everytime you take a poop you have to shower..
You mean to tell me that you rather wash your whole body every single day once or twice wether it's summer or winter wether you left the house to do any activity or stayed at home all of this commitment just so you don't give in and use a bidet. God Americans y'all are so special.
I mean to tell you that I'm that regular. Once in the morning and I'm done until tomorrow.
And yes, I wash my body every single day. Are you telling me the paragon of asshole cleanliness that is Europeans doesn't?
God Europeans are so eager so shit on an of us. Is it the orange monkey we elected? I'd that that did it?
What happens when you take a shit away from home?
Wet wipes
This is literally plumbing genocide. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Only if you flush them
So you leave poopy wipes in other people's bathroom trash cans?
USonians will go to any lengths to avoid spending $30 to keep their butts clean.
funny thing is, which shouldn't need mentioning, but here we are, you end up spending a lot more over time that you otherwise could've saved with that $30 bidet (because yeah, consumable products).
Owning a bidet isn't going to do anything for you when you're shitting outside of the house tho.
Portable bidets have entered the chat
I believe they looks for a fountain ⛲ or a 💨 river in some woods while hunting ducks to shower so long as they don't wipe it's all good same shit with measurements anything is a measurement tool unless if it's in the metric system
Go choke on a two ounce kinder egg
it sounds like you understand the value of using water to clean your butthole after you poop.. so why not spend the $30 on a bidet just in case you ever do have a poop and don't want to shower? or hell just so you don't use as much TP before hopping in the shower. or for anyone else using your toilet and not wanting to hop in the shower..