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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago (19 children)

When people think a bidet is stupid, I always ask: If you had poop on your arm, would you clean it with water or just wipe it with a dry towel and call it a day?

Not to mention it's less irritating for ur bum

[–] mub@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You still have to wipe though, right? Using just water to clean it off your arm would still leave a stain. You have to make contact to rub away what remains somehow.

I've used a few bidets and while it was fun and they did an ok job there was no soap involved and I still had to wipe. I don't hate them, they make some sense, but a bidet is not magic.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’ve used a bidet for a decade and the only reason I have to wipe is to dry off

[–] mub@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago (15 children)

Only if you have a solid one. If your poo is sticky it leaves a smear and even high pressure water won't shift, and that's when you need a wipe.

[–] The_Cunt_of_Monte_Cristo@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wipe your shit, wash your ass and wipe again to dry off your anus.

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[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No. If you are using a decent bidet and using it correctly, you do not need to wipe. At most you'll need to dab dry, but some models have blow driers so this isn't necessary. The water is the friction you need unless your bidet has weak pressure or the stream is too dispersed.

Soap would always be better, but water alone is vastly superior and a complete replacement for wiping so long as something isn't wrong with the setup.

[–] mub@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are people who always have super solid movements that don't leave a trail. Many of us have a variety of textures that smear as they exit. A bidet removes the majority of it but never all, and wiping reveals what is left behind.

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 0 points 2 months ago

There are people who always have super solid movements that don't leave a trail. Many of us have a variety of textures that smear as they exit.

I get that, but my experience has been that even greasy, sticky shits get properly washed off my bum so long as I use a decent bidet and know how to use it properly. I haven't found an instance where a bidet has been insufficient and I don't mean to belittle anyone, but there is a bit of a learning curve and perhaps it was a lack of experience or the lack of quality equipment?

Poops that would leave me wiping 20x and with a sore, bleeding asshole while wiping are not an issue with a wash. I guess someone's poop could be very different from mine, but I haven't run into such an issue after using one for years unless I just didn't wash properly.

A bidet removes the majority of it but never all, and wiping reveals what is left behind.

This can absolutely be true, but it's an indication of improper washing and the need for a repeat or a better bidet.

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[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey, that's mine. You can't have it.

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[–] arbitrary_sarcasm@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Loudermilk had an episode on this.

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Hey, fellow Spuds fan. I have a similar one but it's: "If you smeared peanut butter on the outside of a watermelon but wiped it off with dry toilet paper, wouldn't you expect it to still smell like peanut butter?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This question shows that people can have differing standards of cleanliness and it's OK. Because the answer is "would you spray your arm with water only or would you use soap?" Bidets don't use soap, so with either bidet or paper you can still feel dirty until a shower, it's just what level of dirty you're willing to accept.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fallacy of relative privation. Red herring. Some other fallacy maybe. But a fallacy none the less.

Also, people with bidets still take showers so we may not use soap all the time but they we still do. A guy I used to play football with would never use a bidet nor wash his ass with soap cause a man's finger near an ass is gay even if it's his ass and finger

Either way you're being a jerk

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No idea what you're trying to say. Generally all people (whether bidet or paper users) use soap when taking a shower, but virtually no one uses it on their ass in the bathroom. Ergo you're "dirty" until the shower. For you a bidet feels clean and paper users are dirty. For a "neat freak" they have to immediately wash their ass with soap and non-soap bidet users are dirty.

People have different preferences and it's not a logical fallacy.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Most people use toilet paper > Bidet users says hey this is a better way > Toilet paper users (and you for some reason) say well you're not using soap so it's not actually clean so why use one.

You're arguing something that wasn't in the original argument, that makes it a fallacy.

Also, if they made a Bidet with soap I would use it but they don't. So until there us soap use the water.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 months ago (4 children)

The original argument (question) was "would you use water or paper to clean shit off your arm" and the answer for most people is "definitely neither water or paper alone, soap needs to be in there somewhere". Limiting it to either water or paper only is a binary fallacy.

What if someone criticized you for not using soap with a bidet? That's what bidet advocates are doing for paper users. My point was that people have different standards and that's not a bad thing. This made me a "jerk" to you for some reason.

For the record I've used bidets and they're fine (although some people probably feel that public bidets are kind of gross when compared to paper), but the cleanliness factor is pretty close in most situations IMO. It's not like I was advocating for not washing your ass for a week or something.

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So if you had no soap available and shit on your arm, what would you use? Only paper? Or water? Your argument is fucking stupid. Of course people have different standards of cleanliness but the guy who doesnt clean his ass at all also has a different standard of cleanliness, and his standard is fucking disgusting.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So paper only is the equivalent to not cleaning your ass? You're exaggerating-- I wasn't advocating not washing your ass for a week.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

Yes. When I'm away from my bidet for too long and have to continually use just paper I feel dirty until I shower. I still like taking a lot of showers even with the bidet but I'll jump at the opportunity without one

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[–] bufalo1973@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then maybe the answer could be something like a car wash machine: first pass with soap and then only water.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

Honestly I would love that.

[–] sircac@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bidets don’t use soap? Well, I use soap on every use, what kind of bidet instructions do you follow up? Sponge and hands, a bidet is like a mini shower in your groins without a full body implication, is just a washbasin at a convenient height… don’t you wash your hands and your face in the morning with soap in the washbasin?

EDIT: Probably we imply different things for “bidet”, I got South European one in mind…

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

Honestly I'd say wiping my arm with a bunch of paper towels is about the same as spraying it down with a garden hose. I feel like people who say otherwise have never actually tried to rinse something off their body with just water pressure and no scrubbing.

I still plan to get a bidet because it's less irritating as you said.

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