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Sir, the water cooler is not heavy machinery (slrpnk.net)
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[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"You say it was an everything bagel?"

"That's right."

"And that explains the weed and coke?"

"Yes."

"Then where's the opium and meth..?"

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Right? I'm still asking why they didn't include Ketamine and a kitchen sink."

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

"You should ask for a refund."

[–] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Because ketemine has an extremely short half-life and isn't detectable very long after use.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.