Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 3 months ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My bandwidth is crappy through Tor.

Too much exposition's a bore.

Though a quatrain's a ditty,

My pay's itty bitty.

If you cut prose apart, so as to make more,

Perhaps, one day, I'll afford my lost oar.