Dad Jokes

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 119 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Hadn't seen this one before but I saw this in a book:

There once was a man from Peru,
Whose limericks stopped at line two

and then later in the same book they had

There once was a man from Verdun

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I like this.

There are two types of people:

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

eye twitches from incomplete data

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 7 points 3 months ago

I figured that was a double layer of extrapolation.

Also couldn't be bothered typing the rest on a phone.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There are 10 types of people in the world

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

All bases are base 10.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All bases are belong to us

[–] LordTrychon@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

-Those who understand binary

-those who don't

-those who didn't expect this to be in ternary?

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

thousand yard stare

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Verdun here

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There was once an unfortunate bard

Who found fashioning limericks hard.

He stopped at line three