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I wonder if you could send Disney a huge pile of legal demands well in advance, say something like "By accepting me as a Disney+ customer, The Walt Disney Company Agrees to all terms herein", then sign up for an account and just show up at Disney HQ and start running the place because they signed over executive control to you by letting you sign up.
Bring the lawyers in and mutiny the place. "The moment my account was activated, I became the legal CEO of The Walt Disney Company. Now get this Bob Iger fucker out of my goddamn office!"
You signed a newer agreement to arbitrate everything in Mickey Court, where a cast member in a Mickey Mouse suit slams a gavel and announces "Disney wins!" So no, not really.