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Wow a whole three years?
i was being generous. but once this dude marries her next week she'll gain 30 pounds and refuse to cook anything but mcdonalds.
Ah makes sense. Ya if you eat nothing but McDonald’s you’ll definitely gain at least 30 pounds.
cook things? oh please. It's obvious that she'll have him buy her McDonalds and then threaten to tell the cops that he hit her when he says he wants to break up. And when she pokes a hole in the condom, he's screwed because she'll take his kids and force him to pay child support and alimoany. This poor guy deserves better, duh.
Edit: Poe's law, y'all. I'm not serious. I was even making fun of incels in an above comment 🫤