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Jeff's magic money machine (midwest.social)
submitted 4 months ago by anachronist@midwest.social to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Short time later your homes are in ruins and your broke from continuously fixing your houses.

[–] OurToothbrush@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Found the idle rent seeker, or worse, a bootlicker for idle rent seekers.

There is a reason why capitalists and socialists both hate landlords, they are a relic of feudalism.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You sound like you need a warm cookie and a glass of milk

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You sound like you're an asshole.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

So when someone calls me a boot licker and other names I should smile and be happy? Good luck with that

[–] volodya_ilich@lemm.ee 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If you don't wanna be insulted, don't simp for the oppressors. I'd insult you if you said "I love absolutist monarchy!"

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

You could always stop and wonder why they're calling you a bootlicker, but most bootlickers are bootlickers because they lack the ability for introspection.

[–] OurToothbrush@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 months ago

You sound like you need a peasant's revolution

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 months ago

I sincerely doubt that the maintenance bill for 100 houses is going to exceed a billion dollars any time in for foreseeable future.

[–] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah, I guess tips will cover the repairs

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tips will cover the furnace or the shingles when they wear out?

Damn those would be some nice tips.

[–] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Always be sure to leave a good tip to your landlord/landlady

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

What’s the difference between paying rent or leaving a tip (which is going to be used to cover expenses)?

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

I do, it’s called rent is 5x more expensive than it needs to be.