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Jeff's magic money machine (midwest.social)
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[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Surely the answer to this is to buy really short term options. Bad case is you lose all the money and get a billion. Good case is that you make even more money.

[–] offspec@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They said no gambling

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Investing is not gambling by any definition.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

Short term options, are considered gambling by pretty every investing expert...

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t that be classified as “investing” at least according to the government.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 0 points 4 months ago

Genie comes from a time when offering any monetary loan is considered usury, doesn't care about your governments made of mortals.