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On the Internet, what is a dead giveaway that someone is actually a kid? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 months ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Bears can be trained to drive cars and communicate through various means, it's thought they may be as smart as great apes like gorillas. This is why they were a choice circus animal for a long time.

Yes, this should be terrifying information.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They also shit in the woods & wipe their asses with bunny rabbits.

DON’T BELIEVE THE CHARMIN PROPAGANDA

[–] billgamesh@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 months ago (3 children)

is that a point for or against bears?

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Depends on your bunny rabbit stance, I reckon.

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 months ago

bunny rabbits are a renewable resource.

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

Unfortunately for the bears, it's duck season, not wabbit season!

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

I mean… a kid would probably do the same, given the chance, right?

I’m going with For, definitely a point For bears.

[–] meekah@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Yes

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

A bear on my road has learned to open cars by using the door handle. Pretty amazing. It got into mine, ate something sugary, and left with no damage other than mud absolutely everywhere.

Now I lock my car doors at night with respect for this boss bear.

[–] ProfessorPeregrine@reddthat.com 2 points 4 months ago

The right to arm bears...

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

You can't just get my hopes up and not give us a video of a bear driving a car!!