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Belching (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 4 months ago by crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] coffinwood@discuss.tchncs.de 182 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Guy with a belly asks for girl with a small waist. The half-assed ugly shirt will do it.

Instant woman repellant.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 89 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I feel confident in assuming the guy who would wear this shirt seeking “girls” between the ages of 18 and 26 is himself no younger than 45.

[–] coffinwood@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah I missed the age gap.

Would this guy qualify as an OUTER JOIN? (Sorry, SQL is not my native language)

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 months ago

I sure wouldn't want him as an INNER JOIN

[–] CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

yesss I'm 42 so I can wear this shirt with pride!

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

And married.