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[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

What you dont know is that the detective is from your home town, is 118 years old and was drunk as a skunk during those years.

Hobbling centurian drunk detective is gonna getcha.

118 years old? Well, in that case, all I have to do it put the paperclip upstairs. Without one of those stair climber chair lifts, I doubt he'd even be able to get up there to look for it.