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He has a seeing eye dog with him.

Once he gets to the bar, he grabs his dog by the tail and starts swinging it around over his head.

Everyone's horrified and the bartender finally yells out and asks, "What the hell are you doing?!"

The blind man says, "Just taking a look around."

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[–] Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today 9 points 6 months ago

Hehe I see what you did there. Reminds me of my uncle fergus. He was a rather interesting fella some might even say strange. Back in the year, oh I don't know, 1987. I know it was 1987 since I remember it being a rather cold summer that year and my glasses broke as well. Had to take it to get repaired in a small shop, this was wayyy before you could do it in malls and whatnot. Anywho, old uncle Fergus sure would ramble on and on till the cows came home, that was one of his favorite sayings. What does that even mean "when the cows come home?" Maybe it has to do something with ranch life but not sure.