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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago

ethical scam

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's because the inside of a raw egg is soft, and the inside of a raw potato is hard. Boiling water brings them both to a similar texture.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

nono, think stupider, then it won't make literal sense but speak profoundly to you about motivation.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 0 points 5 months ago

Any time I try to think as stupidly as so many people apparently do, I get a MAGAraine.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You don't understand, those eggs made a choice to harden up, just like those potatoes chose to become soft liberal cucks

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fucking' pinko lefty potatoes.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What do you put on potatoes? Ketchup. What color is ketchup? Red. What color are commies?

I rest my case.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 0 points 5 months ago

But eggs need ketchup too, come to think of it, ever food source known to man needs ketchup

[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cheap TLDs should always be a red flag imo

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I have a few cheap TLDs because as an individual I didn't want to pay a lot of money for the dot com versions. But I'm not a company.

[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 0 points 5 months ago

Red flags aren’t guaranteed to be a problem, they should just weigh heavier on your assessment of risk

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't recommend getting news from memes

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago

Yessssss my brain is soft like a boiled potatoe.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

X post, so yeah, it’s probably hitting super hard.

This is the kind of thing my dad would send me

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Proteins and starch interact with heat differently? Crazy world bruh.

[–] refalo@programming.dev 0 points 5 months ago

not everyone is a science wizard

[–] neo@lemy.lol 0 points 5 months ago

I don't get it. Am I an egg or a potato in this scenario? How can I change between the two and does that make me imune to boiling water?

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can do it!
Embrace your inner potato. Feel the potato flow through you. You are one with the potato.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well we can't be friends then

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Potato cure sadness. If standard potato does not, fermented potato will do

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

And that's what I kept getting on LinkedIn.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 0 points 5 months ago (3 children)

This is also a great money-saving tip if you're preparing a meal that uses loads of boiled eggs and boiled potatoes and also are in an area where water costs a lot but not so much that you'll stop boiling eggs and potatoes in it altogether but would see saving a panful of it as a benefit which, personally, I find highly relatable as I am currently trapped in a desert that has eggs and potatoes instead of sand and also please send help.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

For added cost savings, boil laundry in the same pot to sanitize it without detergent.

(Can’t wait for Google AI to start echoing this advice to people)

[–] DNOS@lemmy.ml 0 points 5 months ago

No way man i have actualy tried It but something didnt work out ... I think that the soft eggs became even softer and the hard potatoes became even harder how did you chose what to make soft and what to make hard ... ? Nooby hear Need some help

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 5 months ago

Make mac and cheese with your leftover hot dog water if the desert you're in only has macaroni and hot dogs instead of eggs and potatoes.