I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

I’m now peeing on the floor in the hallway

I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

I fall off the couch.

I no longer have a cat laying on my back.

Sitting in the driver seat of my car so I'd transfer to the passenger seat.

I went from sitting in my Jeep in my garage to falling a couple feet onto the floor. Otherwise no issues.

I fell off the bed and got a nasty hit on my head against the bedside table. Thanks, I guess?

A chunk of file cabinet where my knee was falls to the floor. I fall to the ground, twisting my hip joint quite uncomfortably, possibly enough to pull something. I can't actually tell if my leg would be totally trapped, or if I could at least slide it out. If it's caught it's going to be a shitty wait for rescue.

SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME I'M STUCK IN THE FUCKING WALL

Taking a dump in my neighbors hallway

I'll end up lying on the floor of the store room. No thank you for my butt hurting me.

Other side of my couch

I just fell off the couch.

My head would hit a metal chair.

I sit on the floor, despite a chair being there.

I I am now sitting on nothing in the walkway through my living room. I fall on my butt on the carpet, severely swear, and then try for a bit to figure out what the hell just happened.

I fall 2 feet onto my bed. I'm lying on my right side, browsing Lemmy from a tablet right now.

My upper body has fused with an ICEE machine.

Depends Is that like 4 school buses or more like half a pen?

I'm in a different chair

I am now on the floor