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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[โ€“] BenGFHC@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

My dad wanted to name me 'Bentley' at some point. Glad my mum's stubborn and didn't let that happen.

[โ€“] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

For very different reasons:

Edward Jacob

Elon

Donald

Raven

Leonard

Ismael

Vladimir

Christian

Jim Bob

Chad

Kevin

[โ€“] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Felcher Mycal (Michael), Jaxsyn (Jackson), etc Ryler/Rylen Axton/Joxton Grond

[โ€“] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] sobanto@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Odigbu buduwe

[โ€“] CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] TexNox@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some of the university challenge surnames are great, especially with the announcer who tries to get them out as fast as possible.

https://youtu.be/KEzXOt6IQGQ?feature=shared

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[โ€“] lorez@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] fixmycode@feddit.cl 2 points 1 year ago

Strongest Avenger

[โ€“] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Popieanus, after the Roman politician. Yes, it's pronounced "poopy anus".

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