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I'm sorry for your loss... of sleep

I choke myself so easily these days thinking about how fucckin sad I would be if my grandma died

It’s me. I’m the person. The tears are from happiness.

It would just make me so happy if Kissinger would finally bite it in some horrible way.

Me but with my cats.

Me but with my dogs

And then proceed to not call them.

Seeing squid ward in spongebobs bed is a bit weird

That you think is still alive.

How empty my life would be if my partner died is such a constant intrusive thought for me.

It fucking sucks. I'll be at work helping a customer and then bam, tears streaming down my face mid sentence.

Literally me

Coming up with eulogies for awful but still living people is hella therapeutic though.

Some of the fastest healing I ever did was finding a way to succinctly explain the impact someone had on the generations of lives around them.

Hey now, imagining the death of a close relative can be hard on you. Just imagine the pure emptiness you would feel if your closest family member died.