"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"
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In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:
"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"
"Hold my beer"
"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"
"How bad it could it hurt, really?"
"It'll work"
HASHTAG YOLO!
Seems edible to me
Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins
Only 1 way to find out...
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"
Hey honey watch this
I know I shouldnβt but
Anything where multiple words are slurred
We're not here to fuck spiders
"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"
I'll start a diet tomorrow.
βI wonderβ¦β
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
"we've all gotta die someday!"
Hey y'all watch this!
"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer
"I wonder what that Button does?!"
Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:
"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"
and
"I'll just cancel the free trial"
Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say βfuck itβ.
This time it'll be different
Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse
"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"
Go big or go home.
Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... π
Just one more
"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"
Looked good on paper
Iβll apologize later
Well, let's see what we get.
I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.
(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)
Nothing could possibly go wrong
I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.
βThrow it in the fuck it bucketβ
"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.
Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say
"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."
I probably say that one way too often for my age...
You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.
Hold my beer, Imma try something
Risk it for the biscuit