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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[โ€“] Dave_r@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] copylefty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I don't have any suggestions but would like to give my thanks for the quality content

[โ€“] breakerfall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This is amazing.

[โ€“] downdaemon@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

hahah ok this is good content

[โ€“] BendyLemmy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

For limited opportunities to pee, I'd carry a good sized bottle and limit drinking to sipping water/an electrolyte beverage through a straw.

For limiting poop, I'd try to be empty ahead of time, and just take something solid like bread and cheese which means you probably could go through three days without pooping.

[โ€“] Pellotto@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I was here for it.

[โ€“] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This could be a setting in a Stephen King novel. They usually don't end well.

I am really curious about the situation, but all I've to say is be safe and update us.

[โ€“] seppoenarvi@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Brother/sister/sibling, please just poop.

[โ€“] Sentrovasi@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

All the best; I did something like this before, although not on purpose, eating light and low fiber. When I finally pooped my poop had layers. Please don't make a habit out of it.

It's okay.

I'll poop for your share too, friend.

[โ€“] Spore@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

If it's only for 3 days you need nothing unless you get diarrhea.

[โ€“] k_o_t@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

easy, just go on a fast (eat nothing, can drink water and zero cal energy drinks) and/or very low cal keto (avocados), take vitamin and electrolyte supplements

[โ€“] chon@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Mysterious post indeed. Yet, it's the asking of such an intimate, specific question in the most open of spaces what I find truly fascinating ๐Ÿ˜ถ

[โ€“] morva@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago
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