I wonder if doing a colon cleanse beforehand help? Similar to what people do before a colonoscopy.
Also, it is an odd request but Iโm now fully vested in your post to see what others suggest.
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Truly an amazing post that needs a follow-up. We wait eagerly for the results of this journey. You crazy motherfucker lmfao
Tbf, there's a difference between knowing instinctively that someone poops and being first-hand witness to the godawful stench of post-chipotle bowel movement in an area with poor air circulation (AC aside).
Crush is definitely involved though.
Good luck mailing yourself out of the country.
I've heard that Robert Zemeckis is interested in your story. He mentioned something about filming "Pooped Away"...
I think water fasting would do you the best. There was this guy in 1965 who fasted for over a year eating nothing but some vitamins prescribed by the doctors and drinking water coffe and tea https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Barbieri%27s_fast
He apparently also only pooped every 2 months https://www.diabetes.co.uk/blog/2018/02/story-angus-barbieri-went-382-days-without-eating/
What the fuck?
I'm guessing you're going backcountry or to a festival of some kind. I sympathize but using an outhouse or potta potty isn't bad, it's just a mental block. You'll enjoy yourself a lot more when you do things normally.
This has to be a kink thing, one of the weirder ones. Holding a plug, not sweating, because it is not wished?
Else it is something illegal. Drug mule, crossing a border which would either make the drugs visible, or maybe another crime to not leave obvious DNA traces. No sweating to not look suspicious on control? Not much stuff to disguise the longer travel?
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To answer the actual question, cheese and meat.
Unless lactose intolerance is a factor. Then just meat. A lot of jerky.
I have fasted for three straight days on many occasions and it was pretty easy for me. Drinking zero-calorie beverages (coffee, tea, water) should be fine. This is not professional medical advice and definitely do not do this if you are an alcoholic, diabetic, or pregnant. Once you break the fast, do so with moderation.
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I don't have anything to add, I just wanna be part of this.
MREs. Particularly US MREs. You can eat em as much as you want and you won't have to go for a week.
Fear the end of the week, however
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Such an oddly terrifying post.
Hard boiled eggs. Astronauts love them because they are almost completely absorbed and pooping in space is a hassle.
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I dont have any advice. Just wanted to day I was here before the reason was revealed.
This is the weirdest fucking thing I've seen on the Internet in a long time.