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Op is gonna meet their stinky penpal in person and wants to save a special gift for when they get together, how romantic 😍

I just want to be a part of this history. Also maybe like protein shakes?

It's called a low residue diet https://badgut.org/information-centre/health-nutrition/low-residue-diet/

I have a friend who was in the army and said they had to do 100+km training hikes. No one wanted to have to stop to poo so the first thing they did, before even starting, was to eat the block of cheese from their ration packs. They called it plug cheese.

You're gonna need a bigger knife

Leaving a comment to be part of Lemmy history.

Just don't eat anything. For three days you should be fine. If your stomach hurts just drink water.

This post is truly glorious, this should be the founding exhibit of the museum of Lemmy.

I am truly grateful to witness this moment.

In case OP is still with us, my advice would be anti diarrhoea medication, consume minimum liquids, avoid fibre, pack MREs which are often formulated to be a bit constipating. But above all, question why on earth you would be doing this in the first place!

Bro are you mailing yourself somewhere?

Eat a full MRE the day before. Good luck ever pooping again.

I’m so happy I’m here!

This is the most upvotes I have seen on Lemmy so far! We gotta get this over 1k at least!

I wonder how he will behave as soon as the first thing the date does in the tent is, unceremoniously, going for a poop.

This is one of those threads that’s going go be legendary is it? Like the eating their own foot on early Reddit

what the fuck. i need an update post

This post is gold. To parrot a couple others, anti-diarrhea medicine always locks me up for a day or two

If you don't wanna partake in illegals ie opioids, you can give immodium a shot. It's anti diarrhea stuff. Just take more than it says lol it will def stop you up. I would also just eat bare minimum. Trail mix or smth. Also drink less water.

You're going to end up needing a knife...

Give birth right before your trip

Good luck winning that car!

Has anybody considered OP may be getting railed by a giant schlong?

Practicing for No Shit November I see.

Dude, I know you can't say why, but I sincerely hope you come back after your...excursion? And update us all with the results. And may e tell us why when you have the chance.

Just coming in here and saying you can't shit for 3 days. What on earth is this.

Are you planning to film one of those "shipping myself in a box" videos? 😭

The best thing you can eat is nothing. Take a 3 day water only fast. Maybe 4 days, start before your trip to get out all the poop ahead of time.

Just tell us the reason.

The type of shit (or lack thereof) that I came here to subscribe.

I was here witnessing lemmy history being made and I will probably die of curiosity if we do not get an update. I do not have any tips. I just hope that you come back safe and sound.

Not sure if this is a troll post...

But in case not, in my experience black chocolate and banana helps in these kind of situations...

And don't drink apple or grape juice, or the opposite will happen 🙃

I'm here for whatever this ends up being

You could try surviving on Soylent or an equivalent. It's the nutrients you need to stay alive and operating normally stripped down to the bare minimum (so less material for you to have to poop). It might be diluted in water but that could be minimised and that small amount would probably leave you though sweat/breath anyway.

Honestly, the edits didn’t clarify much. I’m nearly as confused by this whole situation as I was the first time I read the post