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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] eulheim@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a very good time reading this.

I’d recommend to throw some Loperamidhydrochlorid in the mix, not sure if you can find it in your pharmacy. When I’ve been too Music Festivals, we’ve always had some as an emergency, if the toilets would be clogged (which happened a lot).

Stay strong πŸ‘πŸ»

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[–] voluntaryexilecat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

May I suggest to get a foldable potty instead? They are super light and the size of an original Gameboy when folded. Combined with plastic bags and silicapowder (do not eat) it will help you stay healthy instead of dehydrated and constipated. If amazon is not fast enough, check the nearest baby mart. If you are just shy, there are also foldable privacy shields (camping section) available to let you do your business with privacy.

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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Try asking the bottoms from the lgbtq+ communities.

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[–] ChrislyBear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I was here for the poop post of 2023!

[–] MrDude@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Eat carbs, drink Gatorade or Powerade and poop before hand. Bro whatever you're doing I expect an update post!

[–] sputtersalt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i'm so confused. what do you need all of this for. why are you being so secretive. what could possibly be this dramatic

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[–] FarFarAway@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Have you considered something that causes constipation? Immodium, cheese, Blended up guava seeds...

[–] Relic5646@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Uncomfortable pooping somewhere with no bidet available?

Don’t drink coffee

Best of luck

[–] LevelUp@dataterm.digital 2 points 1 year ago

Eat a diet with hardly any fibre before you go. The last time I was bunged up for 4 days I had eaten a lot of meat and not enough veggies in comparison. It'll either help, or you'll just have a very big poop idk.

I would recommend lessening your fibre as a minimum if you must though!

I hope nobody ever finds out

[–] Yoldark@vlemmy.net 2 points 1 year ago

Get some mana or soilent, stuff like that.

You need to eat it before your journey as your bowels need to adapt, once it is good you will have one poop per week as there is not a lot of fibers in it.

It is cheap also. You got everything you need to be well.

[–] hemko@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
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