Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite. And if they do? Bite them back!
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Whenever we cross state lines we raise our hands and go "whoop, whoop." I have no idea when this started, but it brings us joy whenever we're on a road trip.
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greeting my cats when we see each other
work nights, and sometimes afterwards I'll head up to the top of a fire escape of a nearby warehouse, have my breakfast and watch the sunrise
Love that, outdoor breakfasts at sunrise are my favourite
Put a smile to my face to see so many cats (and dogs) involved.
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