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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago

Declare your intentions!

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

@Instantnudel@feddit.org 🚩🏴🚩🏴🚩🏴

[–] instantnudel@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago

Ich freue mich über ihre Frage. Ich fühle mich geehrt hier zu sein. Ich möchte ihnen jetzt garkein vorwurf machen aber sie haben diese Frage doch auswendig gelernt. Sie haben unser Programm nichtmal gelesen. Würden sie Habeck auch so eine Frage stellen? Jetzt unterbrechen sie mich nicht!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You might want to cache things, like handles to resources or other dependencies?

[–] communism@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's just a communist thing, not an anarchist-specific thing...

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Just like functional programing is about making state explicit, not making it go away.

Overall, both arms are wrong... so they cancel out or something like that.

[–] A_Pile_of_Frog@sh.itjust.works -2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Hm, i dont think AES amanaged to come close to this.

Anarchists like Baba Makhno came close, but given the circumstance, leader- or classless societies are kinda doomed to fail.

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[–] Reptorian@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I use states, but no classes. G'MIC is my main language. I do appreciate the functional way of thinking after writing in it for so long. States are just variables that defines the mode of something, right?

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