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Yesterday! At a concert. A LOT

Visiting a buddy's crossfit gym. He's since left that gym so I imagine I'll never jump again.

April. Broke my foot. Sucks, man.

I went to year 1194 and saw some Turkish guys arguing about some grey men. Later Time Interference and Time Travel Society (TITTS) seized my travel card.

Last time I went down the stairs at my apartment complex. Accidentally started going down on the wrong foot and wouldn't land on the correct foot when I got off the stairs, so I jumped the last couple. Long story short, in my case it's an autism thing more than any actual issue, so that is why I jumped.

To get out of someone's way in a store today. Not really a jump, more like a hop.

Right now because I read this. And then I realised that I jumped a few days ago because my partner and I were talking about our floorboards, and by pure chance I jumped in the same place and it triggered that memory. But I wouldn't have remembered it if I hadn't read this and jumped now.

Literally this afternoon I jumped as high as I could to see if I could touch the ceiling. I could not.

Physical leap, startled, or time travel?

maybe half an hour ago, when i jumped into bed. before that, i jumped up or over a few ledges on my walk home from work. wild to me that anyone is citing a timeframe longer than a day to be honest,

Almost every day. Whether I'm skipping a step, avoiding a puddle, panic-flailing away from a sudden pile of dog shit, or trying to grab something from a too-high shelf in my small apartment, living in Brooklyn means you're idiot-floating more often than not

Does bounding up the stairs count? I definitely get air and I do it almost every time I go up stairs. I average about 20 flights of stairs a day.

Last Thursday I jumped up onto a ledge at the office to take better pictures of the vaulted ceiling. We're renting out the space so my boss asked me to take pictures.

Car wouldn't start.

Literally a couple hours ago because my coworker asked the same question.

With my bike does it count? If so, yesterday multiple times to avoid speed bumps on the road.

This afternoon, while walking through a parking lot with my toddler. We had to avoid the cracks.

The cat suddenly parked itself on the stairs. Some day, she'll cause serious harm. Until then, pet, pet you cute assassin.

I don't quite remember, but sort of like... 8 hours ago while traveling go work in a company bus.

The driver was going quite fast and didn't notice a speed bump. Shortly, he became a pilot.

Ah fuck it, lets simplify it. 5 seconds ago. There you go.

About fifteen minutes ago.

The third and fourth stairs leading to my second floor are rotted out and I’m too lazy to replace them so it’s a couple times a day.

I jumped to miss a puddle.

My sister asked if I'm tall enough to touch the ceiling. My hand was wet and I left 3 fingerprints up there.

January, i friend was out of town for two months and the battery of his car was dead, fortunately I had my cables in the trunk of my car

Today. I exercised

I go bouldering and do a lot of dynos, so I regularly jump. Last time was special though it was yesterday when I was at amateur wrestling for the first time as the Shrieking Spud

About a week ago. At work. To try to get a kid to jump.

I almost always skip the last 3 steps of my stairs on the way down.

Maybe 30 minutes ago, I was watching a very tense video.

A few days ago, to grab a glass off a shelf

I did a little skipping out today. It's a signal to my dog that we get moving along.

Summer last year, getting into a private/walled off area I wanted to explore. (That was a ~2m drop onto some stairs so getting out was much harder than getting in haha)

Probably a few days ago. Sometimes I just be leaping and bounding. Jumping even, in my home.