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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Irelephant@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

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[–] ParlaMint@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the funnest thing I've seen all weekend!

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[–] serfraser@sopuli.xyz 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Read any good books lately?

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[–] kinship@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What would be your ideal breakfast?

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

If you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn't feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical

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[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

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[–] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can I have an autograph?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

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[–] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago

Aww, yay, thank you!! :))

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Who did you vote for last election?

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[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 29 points 2 weeks ago

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

How does one find true love?

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[–] chknbwl@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How do I integrate the trigonometric function sin^7(x)cos^4(x)?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 22 points 2 weeks ago

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[–] skye@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

what's your favourite food?

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[–] Sal@mander.xyz 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Teach me a new tongue twister

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[–] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?

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[–] DeaDvey@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Give me your best pickup line.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

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[–] DeaDvey@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

Thanks, I'll use this!

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