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Leopards Ate My Face

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With face half eaten, local conservative confused how leopards ate their face and not just the faces of the blue states

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[–] CompleteUnknown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Oh, Katie. Hon, why don't you pop back into the kitchen and make some sandwiches and iced tea. That's a good girl.

The world you campaigned for is here, Katie.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 132 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Red States are welfare queens. Trump is a deep state Democrat operative working to destroy Republicans.

You heard it here first.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 28 points 2 weeks ago

Old conspiracy that gives agency to what is actually just a tool of the bigger operative. First the Southern Strategy, then MAGA, and a bit of Putin.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, this is the “4D Chess” people whisper about?

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 87 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

These red states always seem to forget that they're the taker states that use the most federal funding.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

That was a great rant. 20 years old. Damn.

[–] mat@jlai.lu 1 points 2 weeks ago

Funny to read

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ah yes. I want to be a senator, but I'm conservative, so I'm going to use my kitchen as a set in my political ads.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Same in Australia, the local Premier of Tasmania (conservative state, conservative politocian) often has his shed as a backdrop.for photoshoots , with tools etc all set up, sometimes even has a "tool" in hand :)

question....

do you feel Australia is now less conservative-fascist than the US? asking for a.. a friend ... looking to evacuate..

[–] zer0squar3d@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

Women in those states can't leave the kitchen without husband permission, or so i heard.

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This the same pos who gave the crappy rebuttal to the DNC?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

creepy too. this entire party is terrible at mimicking human beings.