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[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Doesn't go far enough, remove pronouns from the email body too.

To it may concern. Notice did not complete task before deadline. Please can provide update? Look forward to reply.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Hirom@beehaw.org 0 points 4 days ago

Small government regulating pronouns in worker's email signatures.

Regulations For Thee but Not for Me

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 0 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Does that mean no-one can call him 'President' Trump or 'Mr' President any more?

[–] ynazuma@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nouns are words that name people, places, things, or ideas, while pronouns are words that replace nouns to avoid repetition, such as "he," "she," or "they." Essentially, pronouns serve a similar function to nouns but are used to refer back to them in sentences.

Getting an education is cool

Go for it

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 0 points 4 days ago

Thanks for the hot tip!

Not being a smarmy goit is cool

Go for it

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 0 points 4 days ago

Isn't president just a regular noun?

[–] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I agree with the sentiment but I wouldn't go as far as banning it. I'm for free speech even when I think it's stupid. I do admit of having preconceptions of people who do this though.

Also, feels like such a pointless thing to debate about as someone whose native language doesn't have gendered pronouns to begin with. Here everyone is they/them.

[–] barooboodoo@lemm.ee 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What sentiment do you agree with then?

[–] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not including your pronouns on emails / online profiles.

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why though? It helps people know how to talk about you and takes nothing away from the ones who don't care about them

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago

It hurts his feelings.

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago

All fascists need to take dirt naps

[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sorry to all the Blakes, Dylans, Ashleys, Francises, Shannons, Frankies, Charlies, Rorys, Blairs, Leslies, Angels, Billies, Sams, Kellys, Danas, Harleys, Adins, Caseys, and all the other non-binary/gender neutral names that I can't think of right now.

-signed a person with a non-binary name

[–] ynazuma@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Names are nouns not pronouns

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Even for gender cishet people a Dylan, Casey or Sam might be a "he/him" or "she/her" and its just not obvious from the name.

[–] ynazuma@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (6 children)

So?

Does that mean we all have to waste our time with pronouns?

I can think of only one time I thought a female was a male from their name. It was not a problem. The name was Noel

Seems like the name argument is no argument at all

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

So?

Does that mean all have to waste time with pronouns?

Can think of only one time thought a female was a male from name. Was not a problem. The name was Noel

Seems like the name argument is no argument at all

Sounds good ma'am. Have a great one

[–] Probius@sopuli.xyz 0 points 4 days ago

Pronouns are optional. Nobody is forcing you to list them.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Oh you're not a sane person.

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[–] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (8 children)

For the life of me, I can't understand why they care about someone's sexual orientation or their pronoun.

I ran the numbers on sex changes and it's like .001 of the population. It's a non-issue.

The real issues are homelessness, inequality, Internet privacy, poisons in our food and workers' rights..

Not fucking pronouns.

[–] ynazuma@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

The same can be said for all those years wasted shaming people into using gender neutral language and adding pronouns to communications

Maybe we should not waste any time on this

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They don't care. The tactic is to have a minority that you can blame for all the bad things.

100 years ago it was the jews secretly running the world, today it's the evil trans people and immigrants conspiring to destroy The West™.

[–] executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 4 days ago (2 children)

100 years ago they were also persecuting trans people. Here's a photo of them burning books in 1933, some of which were from the Institute of Sexual Science after it was raided by the Nazis. And it only got worse from there. Here's a whole article about it.

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[–] Fluid@aussie.zone 0 points 4 days ago

Got to distract from the real issues somehow. Gotta keep that wealth extraction and concentrating system of exploitation alive. Can't have the slave rising up to overthrow their masters again...

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

For the life of me, I can’t understand why they care about someone’s sexual orientation or their pronoun.

They don't. It's classic divide and conquer tactics to package up the general population into nice bite-sized chunks that they can destroy individually with minimal resistance from the others. Exact same shit is how the Nazis rose to power.

[–] Aurora_TheFirstLight@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And once again the population isn't ready....

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"wE wOulD nEveR LEt tHAt haPpen hEre!" /headsand

- dipshits in the US who think we're somehow better than the average German citizen in the 1930s

[–] CriticalThought@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Despite people perhaps still believing this, I believe it was largely disproven in the 1960s by the Milgram experiment.

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 0 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Finally. Something that will bring down the cost of groceries...

[–] Probius@sopuli.xyz 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Don't you know that adding your pronouns to an email costs an entire 6-10 bytes? There are children starving in Africa and you're wasting your bytes on pronouns! Shame on you.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 0 points 4 days ago

And, the tariffs will bring them up

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[–] h_ramus@lemm.ee 0 points 4 days ago

The communist leader of northern Venezuela is mandating how to conduct your business, how to write, how to speak.

Party of small government, rule of law and free markets.

[–] Tower@lemm.ee 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Legal disclaimers often have pronouns, right?

"The information contained in this email message is intended only for the personal use of the recipient(s) named above. If you are not an intended recipient of this email, you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination or copying of this email is strictly prohibited. If you received this email in error, please immediately notify me by replying to this message and then delete this email from your system."

Malicious compliance it and replace all of the pronouns: "The information contained in this email message is intended only for the personal use of the recipient(s) named above. If the recipient is not an intended recipient of this email, the recipient is hereby notified that any review, dissemination or copying of this email is strictly prohibited. If the recipient received this email in error, please immediately notify John Doe by replying to this message and then delete this email from the recipient's system."

Fuck 'em. I'm sure with a bit of work they could come up with some stuff that renders it nearly unreadable.

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 0 points 4 days ago

Um, I didn't see where it said to replace pronouns with anything, only to remove them. So the correct verbiage would clearly be:

The information contained in this email message is intended only for the personal use of the recipient(s) named above. If are not an intended recipient of this email, are hereby notified that any review, dissemination or copying of this email is strictly prohibited. If received this email in error, please immediately notify by replying to this message and then delete this email from system.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 0 points 4 days ago

So...so fragile

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