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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

There is at least one user here in the superposition of being on two tracks at once.

[–] zzx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I like those odds

[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Fuck the metro I guess.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now how do I get it to drift over everything but teams a and b?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It'll hit the bomb, so teams a and b will be blasted either way :)

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[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

Let's play coin flip!

[–] DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I like those odds

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Quickly move the switch while on track, then hope the paths willl be wide enough to stop the trolley.

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[–] sga@lemmings.world 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

my family is dying and i dont like it, atleast get me on the tracks with them, would not be able to live with the guilt anyway

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait, what does the middle track do?

[–] Natanael@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

It's the Republican track

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Same as normal but you chose the status quo rather than having it enforced upon you.

[–] fallowseed@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

deepmind: tr0ll3y m4n r3f3rs t0....

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