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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

No. The fullness or emptiness depends on whether the last action was pouring water into or out of the jug.

[–] whereisk@lemmy.world 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly - or the next action. The question “is the glass half full or empty” is a false dichotomy, the answer is: it is impossible to know without further info.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How exactly does it depend on next action? Is it half full by that logic if next action would be to fill it up further?

[–] whereisk@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yes. If the next action is to add it’s half full, if to remove it’s half empty. If nothing then it depends on the previous actions.

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 0 points 10 hours ago

So the glass is in a quantum superposition until an entity decides to act on it

[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Don't understand the joke? Most autistic people I know and me included are not that into math to that degree. Maybe someone with ADHD and autism may hyper fixate on it, but still it's not really something they would do usually?

People thinking autism is like a superpower or something don't really understand the disability.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 0 points 10 hours ago

The meme builds on a cliché about autistic people.

[–] Discover5164@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago

hey where is the high res image? i need to check the math

[–] manicdave@feddit.uk 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's really gonna bake your noodle is that the jug will be less full of you tilt it to the right slightly.

[–] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 day ago

Because the pouring spout is to the right. Tip it, you’ll see. It works better if you are staring closely at the spout from below when you do so.

[–] JCpac@lemmy.today 0 points 1 day ago

The topology enthusiast says the jug is full of glass

[–] mukt@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Why do High Functioning / Savants get to represent all autistic people all the time ?

EDIT : 60.69% of the time.

[–] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 day ago

Hey we need people like that, remember when an autistic person discovered few hundred millisecond delay in ssh which uncovered Jia Tan backdoor.

[–] lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This roughly checks out. I'm getting 66%, based on the methodology of cutting out the jug's shape from the picture and numerically integrating the filled and empty volume (e.g. if a row is d pixels wide, it contributes d^2 to the volume, either filled or empty depending on whether it's above or below the water level).

[–] fu@libranet.de 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today 0 points 13 hours ago

The thing I said I did? Yes; here's the processed image:

If you mean the math in the post, I can't read it in this picture but it's probably just some boring body-of-rotation-related integrals, so basically the same thing as I did but breaking apart the vase's visible shape into analytically simple parts, whereas I got the shape from the image directly.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 0 points 1 day ago

Literalist: The glass contains about 50% water.

Nihilist: The glass doesn't matter.

Anarchist: The glass is now full of piss.

Absurdist: the glass is now upside-down without spilling the water.

Me: I don't know who's glass this is so it's going in the sink.

A) The water isn't pure there will be minerals dissolved in it

B) There is likely water vapor in the air occupying the jug

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Engineers: the jug is twice as big as it needs to be

[–] lime@feddit.nu 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i'm not too fond of the autistic superintelligence meme. yes there are people like this, but personally i can't math for shit.

i could probably go on about an interesting locomotive i found yesterday if you want a few hours wasted though...

[–] Tobberone@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't read super intelligence into it, I read overdoing and I found that it struck home. I don't know math either, but if I did, I would have done the same calculation.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 0 points 1 day ago

that's fair.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anyone else bothered by the inconsistent conjugation here? Should be "optimism" and "pessimism" to go with "autism".

[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes. Or change "autism" to "autist".

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 0 points 1 day ago

Yeah you definitely could. Personally I wouldn't be bothered by it in a humorous context like this. But I know that's a term that does sometimes cause offence, so I chose the alternative.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 0 points 2 days ago

Unless there's air inside the water

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Pfff... Didn't even calculate for the rate of evaporation of the water... Amateur...

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'd weigh the jug as-is, then weigh it full, and then weigh it empty; the proceeding trivial calculation of the original filled volume would be arguably more accurate.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Behold, the pragmatist.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

You can't weigh the jug, because it's in an image.

Anyone with a couple brain cells to rub together can figure out how full a physical jug of water is in a number of ways. The joke is that only an autistic person would try to produce an exact measurement based off an image.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The engineering way to do it. Why go through the trouble of perfectly modeling it if you can just test a few times. Either that or consider the jug a cylinder and add a safety factor of 2.

[–] sga@lemmings.world 0 points 1 day ago

the safety factor got me

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

It also gives you a way to validate your calculations when you inevitably do model it.