i haven't hidden files from my pass two girlfriends. the had complete access to my computer, and i showed them where all the risque stuff was at. while i dont have one now, if i had a girlfriend, we'd probably have some kinky sex.
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Not much probably, even discounting the fact that I have no girlfriend I am so bad at keeping files ordered that it is pretty hard to actually find stuff by following file paths and even then the most incriminating things that I have are just loads of pirated games.
What would my girlfriend possibly want to do with my awful photography?
Nice try, Lady.
She gets to enjoy a ton of porn, all of the songs I've written, all my games, some anime.
She would learn what I have planned for the next dnd session but otherwise not much
Damn, you reminded me that I have to plan one as well. Any cool ideas for a one-off that anyone wants to share? We got a total beginner who wants to dip his toes in.
Yeah and she's the new player for me, this would be a really unfair advantage. And she would know who her characters Dad is
In my case, not just the next session, he would find out what the big mystery is and also all the secrets of the other characters.
But I don't think he would read any of it, he loves D&D too much to spoil himself :)
If I donβt have a girlfriend, does it go to my closest female friend or to my wife?
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Most probably outcome from her face; disappointment.
i have a girlfriend
I die most likely