THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS
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NO. "VAMP" ISN'T FOR "VAMPIRE", IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BISEXUAL.
UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS NO POINT IN LIVING. CRY, THAT THERE IS NO ANSWER!
MISSILE MISSILE! STALL WARNING! PULL UP!
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA
KAIRI'S INSIDE ME?
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?
YOU HEAR THAT NOAH? LANZ WANTS SOMETHING MEATIER!
PICK UP THAT CAN. (all caps seems appropriate here)
HOLY SHITBALLS BLESS THIS RAGGED BODY
GIVE ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET
SHAKE IT BABY ๐ต๐ต๐
DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?
KIROV REPORTING!!!!
SILOS NEEDED
SHAKE IT, BABY!
EXPLOSIONS! ๐ฅ
RAMIREZ! LAST MAG! MAKE IT COUNT!
YOU ARE ALL WEAK, YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!
YOU'VE GONE...YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, YOU CAMEL-MANNERED, TUNIC-WETTING MOLLYCODDLE! AN ARROW IN THE THROAT OUGHT TO SHUT YOU UP!
SURRENDER TO THIS PEAR.
SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.
TAKE YOIR TIME, DON'T BE AFRAID.
THE DOOR IS STILL SHUT.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
THE RAINS HAVE CEASED AND WE ARE GRACED WITH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY. BUT YOU ARE NOT HERE TO SEE IT.
REMEMBER US! REMEMBER THAT WE ONCE LIVED!
"PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION"
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE.
THE WORST OF TIMES ARE WHEN LAWYERS HAVE TO FORCE THEIR BIGGEST SMILES!!!
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
TASTE COLD STEEL, FEEBLE CANNON RESTRAINT ROPE!
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
AAAH, NOT INTO THE FOG!
BOLEK, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO OUR DESTINATION, WE ARE SO CLOSE! LIKE, LITERALLY, RIGHT THERE! AND THEN YOU JUST DECIDE, LIKE A SADISTIC PERSON, TO TURN INTO THE FOG AND KILL US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE A SADIST! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM! THAT'S IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!
I GAZE INTO THE MIRROR. IN ITS REFLECTION, I SEE ONLY MY OWN MEANINGLESSNESS. AND SO I SCREAM.
HOW I MINE FOR FISH?
WHAT CAN CHANGE THE NATURE OF A MAN?
WHAT'S IT WITH YOU NOBLES!? WE'RE NOT YOUR LIVESTOCK FOR YOU TO FOOL
WITH! WE ARE PEOPLE, NO LESS THAN YOU ARE! WHAT MATTERS OUR BIRTH!? HAVE
YOU EVER BEEN HUNGRY? HAVE YOU EVER LIVED FOR MONTHS ON NAUGHT BUT BEAN
SOUP? WE STARVE BECAUSE OF THE GREED OF YOU NOBLES! YOU STEAL AWAY EVEN OUR
RIGHT TO EXIST!
DA MORE DA MONKEY CLIMB DA TREE DA MORE IT EXPOSES IT'S BATTYHOLE
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!