Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 months ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] myeyesburn@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They are also stealing all the toilets from the police stations. So far, officers have nothing to go on.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

That title is the cherry on top.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Didn't expect this joke to get such traction but here we are

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Guys come on this is a wheely serious matter

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This one may take a while...

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It's hard to... get going on this one.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Gonna take a wheel long time…

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

There no rim or reason to this crime

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 months ago

Time to round that guy up.

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

The crook is probably tired though.